justchubbycats:

workhard3r:

justchubbycats:

Reblog this fat happy boy for a good night sleep tonight

Nothing bad happens if you don’t! Just a cute good luck charm

He brings no harm, only good fortune and good dreams

(via suchaspookyginger)

petiotte:

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

(via guy)

mei-k:

I have this tablet that I have not used much so I’d like to give it away.

• Please reblog to enter this giveaway.
  
• It ends on July the 31st.
  
• You don’t have to be following me.
  
• I’ll be shipping internationally.
  

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ha?

beyondfangirl:

dansaidphilisonfire:

anaxxalex:

alltimesleepingveils:

awesomeskinnythighs:

killjoycrybaby:

rosepheniox:

thepanicatthediscoaddict:

starbaby96:

person3737:

littlekawaiiusagi:

sasstronauuut:

assliam:

kirksthyla:

thefandomlyfe:

m-a-l-t-a-r-a:

takemewherethewildthingsare:

paint-me-a-butt:

mishassbuttofthelord:

mcdolans:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

well

do not question

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

Lol doubt it

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

What the hell, I’ll try it

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

I wants a doot doot

hoooowwww does this work??!

This is a lieeeee

I want a doot doot

Give me a doot doot

doot doot me up daddy

see if its works…..

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Who would you chose for a family baby sitter?

peashooter85:

Megan

—Honor roll student

— 2 years babysitting and childcare experience

— 1st chair clarinet player

— Wants to go to college to be a pediatrician

Sandy

—Star high school Athlete

—Plays Volleyball and Basketball

—Recommended by neighbors

—Gold Award Girl Scout

Rasputin

—Claims to be able to heal diseases and predict the future with magic powers.

— Immune to poison and resistant to bullets

— Favorite pastimes include orgies and alcoholism

— Might have sex with your wife

(via surprisebitch)

8bitstickmod:

Student: How do I get the sum of two numbers?

Teacher:

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curvycorinneranga:

spitefulreality:

hermes-whore:

maryburgers:

maryburgers:

riskpig:

luthienebonyx:

telanu:

britney2007spears:

hoodoo-hoodlum:

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!

(via ameliastardust)

micdotcom:

Watch: Brian Yu’s heartbreaking poem will strike anyone with students loans to the core.

(Source: mic.com, via perks-of-being-chinese)

tastefullyoffensive:

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nxnsense:

Ya wcw

(via humorking)

lanadelreyvault:

Lana Del Rey singing a short cover of the Christmas classic “Santa Baby” today on Instagram with her sister Chuck Grant (26.12.2016)

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ldrexclusive:

New Leak: An Ultraviolence Outtake titled ‘Yes To Heaven’ , recorded in 2013 and written by Lana Del Rey and Rick Nowels.

flowersilk:

flowersilk:

Ripley’s Believe It Or Not: she cute

today has been rough. hopefully ripley can help ease some of your anxiety and bring a little brightness to your day

(via done)

honeysuckle-princess:

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

(via suchaspookyginger)